This made me laugh. Knowing which cycle day it is, forgetting to throw the tampon in the purse just in case and running out to tutor for 3 hours? That also sort of sucks :-)
Oh, JJ... I feel you, girlfriend. I'm currently on the tail-end of my first post-diagnosis AF. I actually kept FertilityFriend updated just so SOMEONE would know what cycle day it was and I wouldn't end up without a PADdle.
You mean you don't keep an endless supply of tampons, panty liners, super long maxi-pads w/ wings (as well as OPKs, HPTs, and PIO) w/ you at all times? You know...just in case?
I always keep a tampon or two in the cars, or so I had thought. My wonderful husband had removed the 'pons from his car because, well, he has no use for them. I got caught off guard one day, and they were gone. He couldn't understand why I was upset.
hehehe!! I'm glad that you are in a good enough place to not know what CD you are on, isn't it just bliss? Sorry about the surprise, sneaky little so and so!!!
Well done for having gained some distance from the obsessive cycle watching.
The only times i've been caught out (ever) have been since being in treatment. I too keep tampons in my car and handbag but, wouldn't you know it, on my surprised days I didn't have any to hand!
On the bright side of this, I have amassed quite a collection of 'emergency pants' I've had to run out of work and purchase when things got REALLY unpleasant. Any excuse to buy new clothes -- hey, I'll take it.
I'm with Mel - even when AF is in full swing, I often forget to pack appropriately before I leave the house. Then I am stuck walking around Costco or wherever doing the world's longest Kegel to keep things under control.
Oh the joys of womanhood!
ReplyDeleteUgggh! She always shows up at the most inopportune times! I hope you are able to get back to that peaceful feeling very soon. :)
ReplyDeleteYuck. I had to go get one from the First Aid office at Universal CityWalk once. They have them in a drawer labeled "non-male items."
ReplyDeleteoops!
ReplyDeleteHateful lil Biznatch
ReplyDeleteD'oh!
ReplyDeleteYikes! Been there, too.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Unfortunately I can sympathise, I have been caught out on far too many an occasion.
ReplyDeletelovely!
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. Knowing which cycle day it is, forgetting to throw the tampon in the purse just in case and running out to tutor for 3 hours? That also sort of sucks :-)
ReplyDeleteOh, crap!
ReplyDeleteIn spite of your misery, I have to admit you have me laughing.
BTW, how do you put out a burning sanitary napkin?
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You 'tamp on it!
Oh, JJ... I feel you, girlfriend. I'm currently on the tail-end of my first post-diagnosis AF. I actually kept FertilityFriend updated just so SOMEONE would know what cycle day it was and I wouldn't end up without a PADdle.
ReplyDeletebeen there-sympathizing with you!!
ReplyDeleteUgh! Yuck.
ReplyDeletedoh!
ReplyDeleteTell me you didn;t have to make your own out of TP! I hate having to do that!
You mean you don't keep an endless supply of tampons, panty liners, super long maxi-pads w/ wings (as well as OPKs, HPTs, and PIO) w/ you at all times? You know...just in case?
ReplyDeleteMen have it SO easy! Women, not so much.
ReplyDeleteBeen there, don't that and it's the pits. Sorry my friend...
ReplyDeleteI hste those surprises.
ReplyDeleteI always keep a tampon or two in the cars, or so I had thought. My wonderful husband had removed the 'pons from his car because, well, he has no use for them. I got caught off guard one day, and they were gone. He couldn't understand why I was upset.
LOL. Been there done that...
ReplyDeleteoh no, but the peace was no doubt worth it!
ReplyDeletehehe
ReplyDeleteBeen there. Gotta love those days.
ReplyDeleteOh the bliss of not knowing or caring what cycle day it is....
ReplyDeleteExcept, whoops....
ROFL!
ReplyDeleteOh man! I've had toilet paper wads a couple of times myself. LOL.
ReplyDeletehehehe!! I'm glad that you are in a good enough place to not know what CD you are on, isn't it just bliss? Sorry about the surprise, sneaky little so and so!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, how lovely. I hope nothing too disastrous happened.
ReplyDeleteblech.
ReplyDeleteBoo for CD1!
ReplyDeleteWell done for having gained some distance from the obsessive cycle watching.
ReplyDeleteThe only times i've been caught out (ever) have been since being in treatment. I too keep tampons in my car and handbag but, wouldn't you know it, on my surprised days I didn't have any to hand!
Ugh, that's always the worst thing!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't men go through this.
definitely been there!
ReplyDeleteDarn it AF!, you too?? that situation is the bane of my PCOS existence.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side of this, I have amassed quite a collection of 'emergency pants' I've had to run out of work and purchase when things got REALLY unpleasant. Any excuse to buy new clothes -- hey, I'll take it.
ReplyDeleteD'oh!
ReplyDeleteOh crap! Your smileys did give me a giggle though :D
ReplyDeleteOh dear :-(
ReplyDeleteThough maybe worth it, just to not be counting the cycle days?
I'm with Mel - even when AF is in full swing, I often forget to pack appropriately before I leave the house. Then I am stuck walking around Costco or wherever doing the world's longest Kegel to keep things under control.
ReplyDeleteAh.
ReplyDeleteHope things didn't get too messy,
J