I had a little (and I mean little) firework of my own when I did the TP Tango to find a smidge of sign of AF dropping off her bags..........and that's been it. Just spotting here and there. Cramps are there, oh yes--she can be SO cruel.
So I need your help*. Isn't the first time I've asked, and it won't be the last....
Please pray, do a little voo-doo dance, and rub your lucky stones that I start my period!! Please? Thanks! I really can't think of anything more cruel right now than to have a delayed IVF cycle because of AF--who we all wish would stay away. I mean really....what twist in the universe is causing this? I feel like I have repented for every sin, said Im sorry (in my head) to anyone I ever made fun of (like that woman this morning wearing a terrible outfit). So please oh please, AF just drop off your bags this one last time....
*Anyone have any AF indu.cing tips/tricks. (Already tried the s3x trick...that brought the smidge.)
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Just got a call from Dr. Kid's nurse....definitely cannot start stims until AF shows in her full glory. Damn.
Goodness girl...I hope she drops of her bags very quick...you have waited long enough...the show needs to begin.
ReplyDeleteSex is all I've got. But the smidge is a good sign - and I've got my fingers crossed for you that you'll get the real deal today!!! (All the waiting - so frustrating ...)
ReplyDeleteCrap--she's such a pain in in the ass. She shows up when we don't want her and plays peek-a-boo when we do. Argh. I'll do an AF voodoo dance...I just have to make sure I get the moves right, because after this, I don't want her anywhere near either of us for at least 9 months!
ReplyDeleteHang in there!
Pee on a stick .. I HIGHLY recommend it. It's a full proof way to get AF in rare form. It's something about the hope/money factor that make her swoosh in like minutes/hours after you do this lil act. I will also do the best rendition of "Dance of the Evil Witch". Good luck to you
ReplyDeleteI'll rub my worry stones for you!
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ReplyDeletei hope AF turns this into a full on visit instead of just a drive by. . . immediately.
ReplyDelete(also, the deleted comment was me. i wasn't logged in to the right acct!)
I hate it when she plays games. I hope she shows her ugly face soon.
ReplyDeleteI just asked the Uterus Troll to tell AF to get in gear. Hopefully it'll work.
ReplyDeletekeeping my fingers crossed for AF....
ReplyDeleteI'll pray for you my friend...
ReplyDeleteC'mon the witch! Move that skanky ass of yours now.
ReplyDeleteSo happy to come back and see you're on your way to that BFP... and don't worry, there are plenty left for you! x
Oh dear, don't you just hate it when AF doesn't play along. Hope she's there soon and for the last time in a long time :)
ReplyDeleteare you wearing white underwear? with no liner? and khakis?
ReplyDeletegood luck!